Offering Depressed MPs a Helping Hand
A goverment whips meeting this week discussed profound concerns about MPs' wellbeing.
In particular they talked about worries that depressed Labour MPs leaving the mutual support group of fellow MPs as they go off for the summer could be at risk of depression... or worse..'.
Appalling the idea that MPs might fall prey to the temptation to self-harm themselves and have no one to turn to for help. Being the public spirited chap I am let me announce I have set up a 24/7 service to help. At the first hint that an MP needs help and doesn't know where to turn they can call me and I will speed deliver them a length of rope, some blades and some rat poison. It's the least I can do.