Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
BRITAIN could be a happier place next week, thanks to a unique psychological experiment aimed at spreading smiles around the country.
For five days, starting on Monday, thousands of people will be invited to go online and try one of four proven mood-boosting techniques.
The idea is to plant seeds of happiness, which then "infect" others, sending waves of cheerfulness across recession-hit Britain.
That's Janet and Jonathan who will lead us all to happiness - don't you feel all warm and cuddly now? On Monday random strangers will come up and smile at you and want you to smile with them. Haven't we suffered enough.