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Off with their heads!

David Cameron's 'decapitation strategy' for Labour ministers - Telegraph

Oh good, I thought he is getting tough at last, though decapitation is for errant Queens and Frenchies; what's wrong with a stout length of Empire grown hemp?
Then I gathered it is a cunning Tory wheeze to keep Darling, Balls, Bradshaw et all stomping their own pavements hoping to save their own skins rather than battlebussing round the country.
I still prefer my idea though.


Decapitation is good, although when it comes to Brown I prefer bastinado, a spell on the rack, thumbscrews, a touch more bastinado, the Pear of Anguish, some flaying, emasculation and then crucifixion for the big finale.

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