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Seaside Property Porn


Durrants are delighted to offer for sale this quite charming and delightful Georgian cottage with many of its original features still intact. The cottage enjoys offset sea views from both ground and first floor level, including partial views of the Pier. To the rear, is a delightful enclosed courtyard garden and a charming little sun room, from which to enjoy the garden. Modern conveniences have been carefully incorporated into the cottage, including secondary glazed windows and night storage heating.
Included with the sale of the property, is a wonderful history of all the owners dating from 1802, together with a copy of an abstract title from 1970 and a copy of a Conveyance of January 1971 when the cottage was sold for the grand sum of £6,000!

Council Tax Band: E

How much then?

Guide Price £475,000 - I guess there are still bonuses out there burning holes in pockets.


For that amount of money, in that pokey little house, I demand unrestricted views of Helen Mirren's breasteses. And maybe not even then.

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