You are what you eat
Morrissey walked off stage during his set at the Coachella festival in California on Friday April 2009 after declaring he could "smell burning flesh".
According to festival goers who reported his comments on internet forums, the committed vegetarian added: "And I hope to God it's human."
Morrissey collapses during show
Eyewitnesses said the 50-year-old fell to the floor during a performance of his former band's song This Charming Man at Oasis Leisure Centre in Swindon. October 2009.
The singer has cancelled several dates this year because of illness.
A Great Western Ambulance Service spokeswoman said: "Just after 9pm we got a call to a 50-year-old who was reported to be suffering from respiratory problems and was unconscious.
"We sent a paramedic in a double-crewed ambulance.
"When they arrived they found a conscious patient who was not feeling well at all.
"They made an initial assessment and took him to the Great Western Hospital for further assessment."
I can understand being in Swindon making anyone feel a bit nauseous but rather than take up one of our local hospital beds they should have whisked him round to Sammy's Kebab & Steak House and got some decent grub into him. That would have set him up.