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Nobody who understands the science is claiming that global warming (if it happens) is going to make Britain hotter in the long run.
Can you get it into your thick skulls? If global warming turns out to be true, Britain weather will go bonkers. It will snow all the time. Weather might be like this more often, not less. Those unseasonably sunny early springs are exactly what there will be fewer of, not more. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I appreciate how enjoyable it is for middle-aged rightwingers, who think that climate change (along with racial prejudice, gender inequality and Aids) is a lefty invention by softies on Camden Council, to make a mockery of it every time there is any sort of weather at all, but it is driving me absolutely insane.
If you don’t understand it, DON’T TALK ABOUT IT! And if you don’t believe in it, and you think that recent global temperatures have followed an upward trend because of something to do with sunspots and solar cycles and that climate change is just a way for certain endemic quasi-socialist, wealth-baiting principles to manifest themselves politically in the aftermath of communism, then SAY SO!
There, there; time for Gilesy's night-nights. A nice big mug of hot milk, snuggle down and you will feel a lot better in the morning.
Meanwhile in the real world people are dying, being injured, kept from work and play because the warmist fantasies of Councils and Government have left us in a state of unpreparedness. And that is no joke.