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Because I'm worth it


Some kindly soul seriously suggested today that I ought to have "a bit of work done" on my eyes, what were they suggesting? That I look old? Nothing that a bit of slap wouldn't cover....


Wassat? You want a slap in the eye?
If I must.

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