I rekke never, whan that ben beryed, Though that her soules gon a blakeberyed.
Does this surprise anyone? New research shows that your choice of smartphone reflects your political persuasion: Left-wingers, it seems, favour the iPhone - while those on the Right prefer BlackBerrys.
Apart from one long-haired male model I can't think of any iPhone wielding person I trust to be right on the important things of life.
(Headline - Chaucer in the Pardoner's Tale)