Soccer Mumsy Boy
Cautious rejoicing replaces Rooney Anxiety, with injury almost good news - Times Online
The future of the world depends on his recovery....
I have a vague knowledge of who this Rooney is, Liverpudlian round ball chaser, I have no idea where or what he was playing in or why it is important.
Does that make me ignorant?
Interestingly of all the blogs I read I can't think of a single heterosexual blogger who seems to be interested either, so I think I'm probably in good company.