The Choice is Between a Turd and a Fart
Oh goody I'm obviously young and cool as I find it increasingly difficult to "connect" to the fiercely contested election campaign.
A plague on them all as they refuse to "connect" to the real issues, Europe, Climate Change Politics, State intrusion and the loss of traditional liberties, and freeing up schools to take four from my worry list.
The idea of Brown continuing is abhorrent, Cameron unattractive and the rest are a waste of time.
Real Conservatives might wish for Dave to squeak in with a worrying loss of support to UKIP to sharpen him up.
But I'm too young, cool and unconnected to care!