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International Journal of Impotence Research - Abstract of article: Effects of exposure to a mobile phone on sexual behavior in adult male rabbit: an observational study

Bloody thing going off can put even the hardiest stud off his stroke, and if the call is "Honey, I'll be home in five, thought I'd surprise you!" then a performance dip can be expected.


And there I was, suspecting my buck of sexual deviancy because he tends to start at the wrong end of the doe before doing his duty. Must remember not to bring the mobile phone next time I mate them.

Bloody 'ell. Rabbits using mobile phones. What next?

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