Green Awards - How to get rid of the bodies - Winner
MEP, leader, Green Party
For doing what exactly? Getting elected? Wow!
Other winners include B&Q for services to Barbeques, Hugh Fernly Whatisname for services to Chickens, Riverford Organics for services to mouldy vegetables and my favourite;
Jupiter Big Idea Award
Resomation is an alternative to cremation and burial with added environmental benefits. The Resomation process is a water based alternative that utilises natural decomposition chemistry but accelerates it so that a body is reduced to ash in three hours rather than months or years as in burial.
I think John George Haigh - the "Acid Bath Murderer" may have got there first, I hadn't realised he was just a misunderstood green pioneer...