Al Gore's Emission Problem
Al Gore behaved like 'crazed sex poodle' with masseuse - Telegraph
The woman, who recalled telling Mr Gore he was behaving like a "crazed sex poodle", claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.
A French kissing sex poodle? I can't think of any lower insults, I must remember the reuse it.
He "flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop me, pinning me down and outweighing me by quite a bit".
The woman said Mr Gore provided a "dramatic display of violent temper as well as [an] extremely dictatorial, commanding attitude besides his smiley, global warning concern persona".
Having squirmed out of his grasp, she fled his suite. She claimed she later found stains on the front of her trousers and kept them uncleaned as evidence, believing they were his body fluids.
I think I'm going to upchuck.
Of course it is important to point out that Saint Al denies everything and Plod didn't find sufficient evidence to press charges. Maybe it was a really really small stain...