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Dorset Folk Shown How It Should Be

Cerne Abbas Giant 'inspires' fertility boom - Telegraph

Now the women in the surrounding towns and villages have the highest birth rates in the country. The latest figures from the Office of National Statistics show that the women of North Dorset have on average three children each – nearly double the national average and nearly three times as much as the city dwellers of Westminster.
Standing erect for locals to see the giant could be having an inspirational effect on couples in the area said locals.

See, marrying your cousin isn't bad for fertility as long as a giant willy is waved at you...


Do they have their trousers held up with twine around there?

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