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Tweet Jokes

"Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!"

£1,000 fine

"Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really,"
Reported to police...racially motivated and incitement to murder...Arrested .... 'suspended indefinitely' from Conservative party

I didn't realise anyone actually read twitter, luckily there is none of that rough talk on the blogosphere...


What criminal category covers reprimanding a deserving scumbag with DK's famous sharpened cockroaches? Assault with a deadly weapon or animal cruelty?

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