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Mr Squirrel Visits The Castle

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Once upon a time a naughty squirrel decided to visit the castle where a big bad man lived. Mr Squirrel ate all the nuts the bad man's wife had put out for the rare Tree Sparrows and then it thought it would see if there were any Tree Sparrow eggs in the box. It chewed and chewed the box until the big bad man saw him doing it out of his office window. The big bad man stopped doing all those silly things he normally does on his computer in the morning and went to find his friend Mr Ruger. Even with the big bad man's old rheumy eyes Mr Ruger's great big seeing tube let him see Mr Squirrel very clearly. And the big shushy quiety thing let him give Mr Squirrel a surprise present from Mr Remington. Mr Squirrel isn't going to bother the nice Sparrows again.

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And, on this one, WWF's view of the fairness is ... ?

[They did not like it when I suggested to them that panda's were suffering from evolution, and I've never quite understood their view since around then.]

Best regards

Our local gang of squirrels decided the best way to wait out a long cold winter is to hang out at my bird feeder. Then Mr. Savage paid a visit and the squirrels decided laying on the snow with their feet up in the air was more fun.

Kebab anyone?

At my dear mother's CZ 33 Mr Squirrel 0 I love to help the enviroment. RSPCA please note I am a trained marksman and lots of deer were killed during this production.

At my dear mother's CZ 33 Mr Squirrel 0 I love to help the enviroment. RSPCA please note I am a trained marksman and lots of deer were killed during this production.

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