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You Can't Polish A Turd

Baroness Ashton to spend £8.5m on PR - Telegraph
Baroness Ashton is to spend £8.5 million polishing the image of her new EU diplomatic service despite having four spin doctors of her own and the free use of the European Commission's 1,000-strong communications staff.


As I'm sure you know dog shit was used in tanning leather so turds were at least part of the process of getting a nice shine.

Not really related...but I recently saw a book entitled You Can't POlish a Turd - the Civil Servants Manual...was very informative, if just a little bit of a satire.

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