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Diary Of A Teenager

Monday 8am-noon Alec Loorz
8am. Wake up. Alarm ringing. Hit snooze. Go back to sleep. Wake up 9 minutes later. Hit snooze. Fall asleep. Repeat cycle for an hour. Get up. Turn on iMac. Start music. The Decemberists. Stop song after 30 seconds. Go into kitchen. Find slice of sourdough. Put in toaster. Walk back to room. Continue song. Miss ding on toaster. Pick up Howard Zinn book for school. Sit on couch. Read. Underline with pencil. Remember toast. Run to toast. Toast is cold. Start timer again. Heat up water in the microwave. Put teabag in water. Wait. Toast is done. Get Nutella. Spread Nutella on bread. Eat Nutella, with bread. Get tea and sit back on couch. Continue reading. Wait for tea to cool. Drink tea. It's too cold. Continue reading. Play with kitten on lap. Kitten bites. Jake comes in. Jake subdues kitten. Jake gets 20 points for subduing kitten. Kitten comes back over. Kitten falls asleep on lap. Continue reading. Underline with pencil. Finish chapter. Mentally celebrate. Think "I never read." Pick up other book. Read. Kitten still asleep. Wish for iPhone to take picture. Finish 2 chapters. Kitten leaves. Realize my camera was there the whole time. Darn. Get up. Make more bread. Spread Nutella. Eat Nutella, with bread. Sit back down. Finish reading. Mentally celebrate. Get up. Pee. Go outside. It's hot. Peek into office. Phone call. Leave office. Get harmonica. Play harmonica. Play harmonica outside. Play harmonica on couch. Get violin from room. Play violin on couch. Regret quitting lessons. Go into room. Pick up guitar. Play chords. Wish for lessons. Put down guitar. Turn on iMac again. Turn on music. The Mountain Goats. Go on facebook. Nothing. Go on Youtube. Nothing. Go to site for Photoshop brushes. Download brushes. Open Photoshop. Load new brushes. Start to design. Mom walks in. Asks me to take out Fifi. Fifi is a chicken. Walk outside. Get Fifi. Bring Fifi under the big tree. Go back. Get nesting box. Get water. Put nesting box under tree. Put water under tree. Pick up Fifi. Fifi wants to go down. Put Fifi down. Sit down. Pet Fifi. Stand up. Go back inside. Look at clock. 12pm.

Thursday 8am-noon Alec Loorz
This morning I filed a lawsuit against the United States of America, for allowing money to be more powerful than the survival of my generation, and for making decisions that threaten our right to a safe and healthy planet
in an effort to force government intervention on climate change.
The courtroom ploy is backed by high-profile activists looking for a legal soft spot to advance a cause that has stumbled in the face of stiff congressional opposition and a skeptical U.S. Supreme Court.


This lawsuit is incredibly idiotic.

"Pick up Howard Zinn book for school."

Howard Zinn?

He lost me right there.

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