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Preacher Gore Old Testament Climate Facts

Former Vice President Al Gore compares climate change sceptics to birthers | Mail Online

Former Vice President Al Gore has compared climate sceptics to ‘birthers’ and claimed recent floods in Pakistan and Australia were curses predicted in the Bible.... warned about in Deuteronomy.
He quoted scientific data, public opinion polls and Biblical scripture on climate change - describing the phenomenon as a fundamentally moral issue
‘There is now a tendency in our country to struggle over what is a fact and what is not,’ he said.

My scripture knowledge is rusty so maybe he can point out the exact verse that refers to the Queensland floods. Maybe he is confused about the name Queensland and Leviticus 18:22.
I wonder what serial shagging divorcee Al Gore thinks about these moral laws from the Bible. Breaking which one caused the rain?


If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
If a married person has sex with someone else’s husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22:22
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced. Mark 10:1-12
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman’s period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.Leviticus 18:19
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir. Mark 12:18-27
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy’s genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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"If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy’s genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Presumably she should stick to shouting "Leave it Damien, he's not worth it!"

We should always remember that AlGore [who?] dropped out of Divinity School...

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