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Monkey Business

Being drunk at home can prove to be a costly business - Health - Scotsman.com

Drunken Britons typically cause nearly £500 of damage to their homes after mishaps.

Middle-class professionals in the 35-54 age group with homes worth an average of £242,673 were the worst offenders.

£500 - you call that a mishap? That is a mere scratch in the rosewood, a chip off the vase, to the damage a decent evening with a couple of chums at home costs. Have you tried to get a mounted set of boars tusks out of the door of a SMEG fridge, I knew the steel was flimsy enough for them to penetrate it if one took a decent run up...


I tried to picture your tusk scenario but i don't think i've been drinking enough.

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