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Traveller Update

Update - apparently the local Inspector isn't going to do anything because he decided on Friday afternoon that no criminal damage has occurred. He defined criminal damage as permanently depriving of property, which as any fule knows is the definition of theft - Criminal damage is defined by the Criminal Damage Act 1971[9] which provided a definition wide enough to apply to any tangible property. By section 1(1) of the Act:

A person who without lawful excuse destroys or damages any property belonging to another intending to destroy or damage any such property or being reckless as to whether any such property would be destroyed or damaged shall be guilty of an offence.

The inspector apparently only works Mon-Fri 9-5.



Why don't you ask the inspecter to take his pick

Nonfeasance is to ignore and take no indicated action - neglect.
Misfeasance is to take inappropriate action or give intentionally incorrect advice.
Malfeasance is hostile, aggressive action taken to injure the client's interests.

The local Inspector will have found out you are an Englishman.. say no more nudge nudge.

No doubt if you twitter this and use, erm, inappropriate language to describe these rascals your local inspector will throw the book at you. Good luck with how things go.

The local inspector is an idle, effing arsehole (i.e. fully meeting the job description) who'd rather investigate racial crimes by little old grannies who have ceramic pigs in their front window than deal with real criminals. Where is Constable Savage when you need him?


Get on Twitter, use the hashtag "BritainsWorstPoliceman", give his name and police force.

You have to scare one to encourage the others.

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